The system of laws we have in this country, and I assume in many others, is designed to be slow-to-change so as not to be swayed by current events or the "heat of the moment."
But let's be real.
Some laws out there are severely outdated. And severely odd. Oh, to be a fly on the wall of the room these laws were drafted in!
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The crime: In Arizona, it is illegal to have more than two dildos in your home.
The accused: Abby from The Debriefing happily keeps a collection of dildos that she uses to pleasure herself before she conducts her sex study.
The verdict: Guilty. Abby never told me how many dildos she actually has, but it's definitely more than one.
 |  Abby is thrilled to learn she's been chosen for the opportunity of a lifetime—being the lead researcher on a revolutionary sex study. It's perfect: She can advance in her career while getting serviced by several half-naked men. What could possibly go wrong? From the Author: ADULTS ONLY PLEASE. The Debriefing is a 4,500 word story that contains sexually explicit material and adult language. This story is not appropriate for children and may be offensive to some readers.   |
The accused: Kristen from Last Call settles her bar bet with group sex in the bathroom.
The verdict: Although she broke the spirit of the law, since Kristen was betting on a basketball game and not pool, I'm going to have to find her not guilty on this one.
 | When Kristen finds herself alone on Valentine’s Day, she has two bad options—stay at home alone or tag along on a friend’s date. She decides to choose Door Number Three: going to a pub for some basketball and beer. But when she proposes a bold bar bet, will she go home with a fistful of cash...or have to settle the score in the most erotic of ways? From the Author: ADULTS ONLY PLEASE. Last Call is a 7,100 word story that contains sexually explicit material and adult language. This story is not appropriate for children and may be offensive to some readers. Warning: Last Call contains ill-advised trash talk, lusty logistics, and an awkward reunion. |
The accused: Alicia from Gratuities and Lisa from Secret Santa are both on trial for this one. Alicia has sex with a pizza delivery guy while her husband is away and Lisa gets hot and heavy with a man she met in the park while her husband is also out of town.
The verdict: They are both guilty. While I'm going to throw the book at Alicia, I'm giving Lisa a little bit of leniency because of the surprise holiday twist at the end of the story.
 | Alicia had the fantasy all the time: She orders a pizza and embarrassingly realizes she doesn’t have any cash to pay the delivery man. But then she gets an idea—she’ll pay him in yummy sexual trade. The pizza man can’t believe his luck and their encounter heats up while her pizza cools down. With her husband out of town, Alicia decides to finally enjoy a special delivery from the man who has a reputation around town for bringing something extra with his pies. But little does she know, this pizza man wants more than just a delicious quickie. From the Author: ADULTS ONLY PLEASE. Gratuities is an 8,700 word story that contains sexually explicit material and adult language. This story is not appropriate for children and may be offensive to some readers. Warning: Gratuities contains awkward oral, bubble bath foot worship, and high caloric naughtiness. |
 | It’s December, but Lisa isn’t feeling the holiday cheer. After getting fired unfairly from her job, all she wants to do is binge on ice cream and bad TV—and crawl into her husband’s loving arms. But he’s been called away on a business trip and can’t give her what she needs. When left to her own devices, will Lisa find some Christmas cheer on her own? From the Author: ADULTS ONLY PLEASE. Secret Santa is a 17,900 word story that contains sexually explicit material and adult language. This story is not appropriate for children and may be offensive to some readers. Warning: Secret Santa contains early morning aural, locker room exhibitionism, and hot chocolate seduction. |
Between the ears, of course!
That's why I work hard to write erotica that stimulates the largest sex organ we have--the mind--because when we're titillated upstairs, the nether region is sure to follow.
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