In Cleveland, it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
The Ohio BMV Handbook states that you must sound your horn to alert drivers you intend to pass a car.
Crazy, right?
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The accused: Coralee from On the Other Side of Lust has several encounters with the sexy entity that lives in her closet.
The verdict: I have to dismiss this case without prejudice because it's unclear if Coralee is being seduced by a ghost, the Devil, or a rank-and-file demon. Should more evidence come up later, her case will be put back on the docket.
Coralee never wanted to be a pastor's wife...and she certainly never wanted the creepy house her husband inherited from his loyal flock. Yet there she was, alone in a passionless marriage, irritated by the constant demands of the church, and uncomfortable in her own life. Then he showed up. Coralee wasn't sure where he came from, but she did know he took her to otherworldly heights of sensuality she could never conjure up even in her wildest fantasies. Was he a ghost? A demon? Or the Devil himself? It didn't make any difference...as far as Coralee was concerned, he was the very answer to her prayers. From the Author: ADULTS ONLY PLEASE. On the Other Side of Lust is a 41,900 word story that contains sexually explicit material and adult language. This story is not appropriate for children and may be offensive to some readers. Warning: On the Other Side of Lust contains closet connections, lascivious lessons, paranormal pleasures, and amorous awakenings. More of The Portal Series: -Through the Doorway of Desire -The Entry to Ecstasy -The Portal (The Complete Series) 💕 FREE 💕 |
The crime: In Liberty Corner, New Jersey, couples are prohibited from having sex in a car. And if they honk the horn while getting it on, they may face jail time.
The accused: Fiona from The Houseguest has sex with her younger lover in her car when she drives him to a job interview.
The verdict: This cougar is 150 percent guilty, without question.
What do you do when a unicorn comes to visit? You take it for a ride, of course—or at least you try to. That’s exactly what Fiona thought when a 26-year-old man with no experience came to stay at her house for a couple of days. Sure Daniel was an old friend, but how could she resist the urge to be with him? The real question was, would he be able to resist her horny hospitality? From the Author: ADULTS ONLY PLEASE. The Houseguest is a 9,000 word story that contains sexually explicit material and adult language. This story is not appropriate for children and may be offensive to some readers. Warning: The Houseguest contains a dose of titillating TLC. |
The accused: Angela from Running Hot and Cold heats things up inside of her company's industrial freezer with one of her coworkers when they should be doing inventory.
The verdict: Although Angela got off inside of a freezer, she gets off on a technicality in this case since it wasn't specifically a meat freezer.
Working at the frozen food company is a drudgery for Angela. She hates her job, her boss, and the fact that she has to do inventory in an industrial freezer once a month. But this month, frozen food really heats up when the hottie from corporate comes to help her work on inventory—and after some steamy encounters, Angela will never look at frozen corn the same way again. From the Author: ADULTS ONLY PLEASE. Running Hot and Cold is a 7,000 word story that contains sexually explicit material and adult language. This story is not appropriate for children and may be offensive to some readers. Warning: Running Hot and Cold contains icy oral, an inconvenient alarm, and the ingenious use of office supplies. |
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LOL...I live in Cleveland and didn't know those laws!
ReplyDeleteIsn't that crazy?! So if someone honks before they pass me on 271, I'll know it's you :D
DeleteLOL....I'm in North Royalton, so the chances are good that won't be happening, but if you are on I-77 maybe I'll see you! ;)
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